lil queen of spades

realitytvgifs:

Hi Kristin Stewart.

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theclearlydope:

This

and this

theclearlydope:

Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.

Supervisor: Why?

Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.

Supervisor: (silence)

Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?

Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.

Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.

George R. R. Martin will kill everyone you love.

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iaintnoputa:

fuzzyfrog:

This is hilariously awesome.

YES!!!

AWESOME!

laughingsquid:

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