“If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.” — David SedarisTumblr (3.0; @lilqueenofspades)http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/47040163042/when-someone-uses-their-facebook-status-as-a-personal" class="tumblr_blog">whatshouldwecallme</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/212d4c66ca8815316caf9a6e04931ef4/tumblr_inline_mk1j9oWgHO1qz4rgp.gif"/></p></blockquote>http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/47177805026http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/47177805026Fri, 05 Apr 2013 00:22:13 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/28b8b9a9c76f93ae58093a6057027df6/tumblr_mkfdn7dJE21qzx3jto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/47047816798/if-game-of-thrones-characters-were-on-facebook" class="tumblr_blog">laughingsquid</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://laughingsquid.com/if-game-of-thrones-characters-were-on-facebook/">If Game of Thrones Characters Were on Facebook</a></p></blockquote>http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/47177686707http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/47177686707Fri, 05 Apr 2013 00:18:40 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5bbdca4e330fa6e5e932c5110c2136ea/tumblr_mkqkmoXiPY1qz4cuyo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/47118862145/san-francisco-phobias" class="tumblr_blog">laughingsquid</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.thebolditalic.com/heygordon/stories/2932-san-francisco-phobias">San Francisco Phobias</a></p></blockquote>http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/47177408944http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/47177408944Fri, 05 Apr 2013 00:10:31 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1d3ea6c811f95b6a1f0ab8929e2e7f31/tumblr_mgt4qw1mB51qzi80do1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/40842188733/get-it">theclearlydope</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Get it.</p> </blockquote>http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/40882550356http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/40882550356Fri, 18 Jan 2013 16:55:34 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/edffc35b5ce9050e1337294aeb6af842/tumblr_mgttju3dDO1qe0wclo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/40843018290/clearly-too-much-man-my-girlfriend-gives-me-the">theclearlydope</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Clearly Too Much Man:</strong> My girlfriend gives me the same penalty when I get too into eating a rotisserie chicken.</p> </blockquote>http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/40882476929http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/40882476929Fri, 18 Jan 2013 16:54:34 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc1s2fYOaa1rvjbwwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/33779820421http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/33779820421Wed, 17 Oct 2012 10:27:18 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbdtujyfKS1qz4cuyo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/32884391887/hottug-a-wood-fired-hot-tub-boat">laughingsquid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://laughingsquid.com/hottug-a-wood-fired-hot-tub-boat/">HotTug, A Wood-Fired Hot Tub Boat</a></p> </blockquote>http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/32948609417http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/32948609417Fri, 05 Oct 2012 11:15:48 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma5c6ttRuh1qhmzreo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma5c6ttRuh1qhmzreo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/31284056925/honey-boo-boo-premiere-show">theclearlydope</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Now every time I think about littering or robbing a convenience store I will see that top gif of Honey Boo Boo and think otherwise.</p> </blockquote>http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/31364795111http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/31364795111Tue, 11 Sep 2012 16:42:22 -0700<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FzDClMo5nzk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/29832258011/airport-cart-driver-making-his-own-beep-sounds">laughingsquid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://laughingsquid.com/airport-cart-driver-making-his-own-beep-sounds/">Airport Cart Driver Making His Own Beep Sounds</a></p> </blockquote>http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/29842250750http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/29842250750Mon, 20 Aug 2012 12:16:59 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/29349192673/trying-to-do-work-after-i-get-back-from-vacation">whatshouldwecallme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img height="310" src="http://i.imgur.com/Bml4H.gif" width="335"/></p> </blockquote>http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/29432588722http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/29432588722Tue, 14 Aug 2012 14:40:02 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7qalktKYV1ql5yr7o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://realitytvgifs.tumblr.com/post/27992952208/hi-kristin-stewart">realitytvgifs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hi Kristin Stewart.</p> </blockquote>http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/28066957368http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/28066957368Thu, 26 Jul 2012 11:28:39 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7mmo3Oroo1qe0wclo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/27847970054/this-and-this">theclearlydope</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This</p> <p><img height="169" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5u90c8iYB1qcegwd.gif" width="310"/></p> <p>and this</p> <p><img height="113" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqq0ofvysN1qba0x7.gif" width="200"/></p> </blockquote>http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/27922698430http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/27922698430Tue, 24 Jul 2012 11:52:30 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/27895411994/when-someone-asks-what-i-dont-like-about-work">whatshouldwecallme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img height="225" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2vkgjLNIo1rtfabao2_400.gif" width="400"/></p> </blockquote>http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/27922196411http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/27922196411Tue, 24 Jul 2012 11:44:28 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7n1nkDvBu1qljjc7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/27905407610/me-on-the-phone-yeah-im-going-to-be-late-to-work">theclearlydope</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Me on the phone:</strong> Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.</p> <p><strong>Supervisor:</strong> Why?</p> <p><strong>Me:</strong> There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.</p> <p><strong>Supervisor:</strong> (silence)</p> <p><strong>Supervisor:</strong> Well can’t you break it up?</p> <p><strong>Me:</strong> Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.</p> <p><strong>Supervisor:</strong> Good point. See you when you get here.</p> </blockquote>http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/27922085205http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/27922085205Tue, 24 Jul 2012 11:42:42 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m68k1uFcQb1r8j5p7o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>George R. R. Martin will kill everyone you love.<br/><br/><a href="http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi0xZDQ3NDI2YjhlOGRjY2Uy">Via someecards</a></p>http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/25937364317http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/25937364317Tue, 26 Jun 2012 10:46:42 -0700gameofthrones georgerrmartin ilovenedstark<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tq2x5mpD1qex1vgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iaintnoputa.tumblr.com/post/22796573133/this-is-hilariously-awesome">iaintnoputa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuzzyfrog.tumblr.com/post/22794698389/this-is-hilariously-awesome">fuzzyfrog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is hilariously awesome.</p> </blockquote> <p>YES!!!</p> <p>AWESOME!</p> </blockquote>http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/22802071834http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/22802071834Thu, 10 May 2012 15:19:16 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whenobamaendorsed.tumblr.com/post/22731432232/when-obama-endorsed-same-sex-marriage">whenobamaendorsed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>… I said to the haters:</p> <p><img alt="eat it" height="316" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mpcr0gbB1r4rg1d.gif" width="425"/></p> </blockquote>http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/22749954190http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/22749954190Wed, 09 May 2012 17:45:36 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whenobamaendorsed.tumblr.com/post/22731612225/when-obama-endorsed-same-sex-marriage">whenobamaendorsed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>… wedding planners were all:</p> <p><img height="178" src="http://i.imgur.com/yvJY1.gif" width="420"/></p> </blockquote>http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/22749894671http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/22749894671Wed, 09 May 2012 17:44:52 -0700<iframe width="400" height="243" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LVr4UP9ntLs?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Who knew that 25 years later this song would make me teary…</p>http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/22675451715http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/22675451715Tue, 08 May 2012 15:26:36 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3cqj8ZZ4X1qz4cuyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/22197200370/i-love-animals">laughingsquid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://laughingsquid.com/i-love-animals/">I Love Animals</a></p> </blockquote>http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/22209151926http://lilqueenofspades.tumblr.com/post/22209151926Tue, 01 May 2012 13:06:29 -0700